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THE ITALIAN VIRGIN 
Ethnic Jokes
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a
virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was
nervous. But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take
care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off
his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her
mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy
chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went
again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy
legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up
there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three
toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother.
"This is a job for Mama."

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