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JOHNNY URINATES 
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to
take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the
proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a
bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd
be a ten!!!"

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