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JOHNNY URINATES 
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to
take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the
proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a
bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd
be a ten!!!"

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Boy it's Dark in Here
This little boy hid in his parents bedroom closet as he wanted to see what
took place in their room when the doors were locked.

As he peeked thru the slats of the closet door he saw his mother and her
boyfriend going at it. Suddenly the boys father comes home. The wife
wisks her boyfriend off ...

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