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THE FISHING GROOM 
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A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The
desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon
as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go
fishing.

He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his
lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days
when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a
conversation with the man and mentions his behavior.

"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't
having sex with your new wife."

"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."

"Well, what about anal sex?"

"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."

"There is always oral sex."

"Nope, she has pyorrhea."

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did
you marry her?"

"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

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