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MOM'S WORK IS NEVER DONE 
Men vs. Women Jokes
Ain't it the truth ladies?

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting
late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches,
rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the
following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
container,
put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the
next morning. She then put some wet clothes into the dryer, put a load of
clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked
up the newspapers strewn on the floor, picked up the game pieces left on the
table and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the
plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and
stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a
note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a
textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a
friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the
grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then creamed her face, put
on moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and trimmed her nails. Hubby
called, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way, "she said. She
put
some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the
doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out a
bedside
lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and had a brief
conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set
the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe
rack.
She added three things to her list of things to do for tomorrow.

About that time, the hubby turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular "I'm going to bed," and he did.

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