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COLD CHILLI
Misc. Jokes
A man enters a cafe, sits down & notices the special of the day is
cold chili.
When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the
cold chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," says the
waitress.
"Oh. I'll just have coffee, then."
After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the
last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili
bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl
of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the
bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back
into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got,
too."
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