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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of
the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since
he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was
very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the
psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.

A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in
the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested,
energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm
cured!"

"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing
much better. How?"

"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he
cured me in just ONE session!"

"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.

"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."

"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one
session?"

"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

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