|THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
At the Bar Jokes
|Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
"Cogito ergo sum."
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!
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Don't Step On Them
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought...