|THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
At the Bar Jokes
|Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
"Cogito ergo sum."
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!
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Smelling What You Eat
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm
sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from
there." A little confused,...