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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK 
At the Bar Jokes
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:


Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon



Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:



Specificity

"Cogito ergo sum."

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

loquacious

transubstantiate



Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:



Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me!

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!

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