|A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and
Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot
of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the
top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese
rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and
runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his
wife and instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and
other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this
to me with a message... As I ran home,
I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO
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A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a
quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch...