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TWO LEPROCHANS 
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Two leprochans have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a
convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness!
Its a leprochan!"

The firt Leprochan replies, "Take it easy sister, I only wanna ask
you a qustion. Are there any nuns in your convent that are my
size?"

"No, little man, there is no nuns in my convent that are your
size."

"Alright then. Are there any nuns in all of Ireland, that are my
size?"

"No, little man, there are no nuns in all of Ireland that are your
size."

"Alright then. One more question: Are there any nuns in all of the
world, that are my size?"

"No, little man, I am quite sure there are no nuns in all of the word
that are your size!"

"Okay then." The second leprochan starts laughing his ass off. But
through the laughter, he manages to say "You see, i told you fucked a
penguin!"

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