|Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on
the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live
with Papa Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."
Then the judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too."
So the Judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?"
Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't
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