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LOVE, WEALTH, AND SUCCESS 
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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She
said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come
in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they
asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they
replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what
had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman
went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House
together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men
explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his
friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which
one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her
husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he
said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and
fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we
invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other
corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it
not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his
wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out
and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in
and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house.
The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked
Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The
old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the
other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is
also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"


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