|JACK & JILL
|Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked, "Jill do you wanna?"
Jill said yes, pulled up her dress,you know what happened next?
Stupid Jill forgot the pill, then they had a son named Bill.
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...