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COMPUTERS VS. AUTO INDUSTRY 
Computer Jokes
Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success.
He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General
Motors.

The comparison went like this:

If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over
the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a
V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you
could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand
miles to a gallon of gas. In either case the sticker price of a new
car would be less than $50.

In response to all this goading, GM responds:

"Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a
day?"

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