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THE PROGRAMMER AND THE TALKING FROG 
Computer Jokes
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog
pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll
stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and
puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give
you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back
in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you
great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you
great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even
kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a
talking frog is pretty neat."

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