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DRUNK DRIVING TEST 
Idiots Jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards
further he's stopped by a police officer.

Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken
driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".

Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that
machine I will get out of air".

Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood
test."

Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me
I will bleed to death".

Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this
white line".

Man: "Can't do that either."

Officer: "Why not?"

Man: "Because I'm dead drunk!"

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