|NO AMERICAN JOBS
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a
dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in
his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his
calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a
good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and
fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his
sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN
FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered
why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.
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Little Boy's Extortion
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in
the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's
dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man r...