A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's
have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Little Boy's Extortion
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in
the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's
dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man r...