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THE ORDEAL OF FRUIT
Misc. Jokes
Two men shipwrecked on an Island are captured by cannibals. The cheif
informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo
the'Ordeal of fruit'. The men accept at once and the cheif tells them
to go into the forest and collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them
back to him. The first man comes back with 100 grapes. The cheif says
that if he can shove all of the grapes up his ass without laughing he
will be released from the island. But no sooner than the first grape
has reached his ass he bursts out laughing 'Whats so funny?' the
cheif asks 'You do know we will kill you now?' 'Im sorry' the man
says. 'Its just that my friend is collecting pineapples'.
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