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WHILE THE CATS AWAY 
Little Johnny Jokes
As the door is opened, the travelling salesmans shocked to see a
little lad, stood in a silk dressing gown, cigar in one hand, glass
of whiskey in the other! Looking further into the house, a prostitute
is laying spent across the couch!

"Er, hello young man" he manages to stammer, "Is your mommy or daddy
home?"

Little Johnny looks at him increduously, "Does it fucking look like
it?"

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