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THE BATHROOM CONFESSION 
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One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the
bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the
confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. HE called him over and said,
"Bobby I have to go to the bathroom not number 1 but number 2. Can you
do the confessions for me?" Bobby replied, "OK father but I dont
really know what to do." The priest replies, "It's easy. You look at
the list to see what they confessed and match it to the penance that
the sin deserves." He agreed and father left.

So the first person came in and said "father I lied." Bobby matched
it up and gave 2 our father's. The next person confessed that he
cheated on his wife so bobby looked on the list and gave 4 hail
mary's.

The next person that came in said "Father i did something terrible!"
Bobby responded "What did you do?" He said "I had anal sex with a
little boy!" Bobby looked at the list and he could not find ANAL SEX
on the list!! So he opened the door and saw little tommy the altar
server. He asked him "tommy what does father give for anal sex??"
Tommy then responded "Two kit kats and a herseys!!!"


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