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DRUNK GIRAFFE 
At the Bar Jokes
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and
takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for
himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to
drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all
night, ordering the same drinks, drinking them and ordering another
load untill suddenly the giraffe falls off his stool and lies
unconscious on the floor. The man gets up of his stool and heads for
the door, The barman shouts at him as he heads out the door 'You
can't leave that lyin' 'ere!' to which the man replies, 'Its not a
lion its a giraffe!

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