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Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman...
etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin fag and take it up
the ass."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside
to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Boston Red Sox, but I was too
embarassed to say".

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A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a
quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch...

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