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Rude Jokes
Q: What is worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?
A: One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.
Q: What is the name of Moby Dicks father?
A: Poppa Boner
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear
Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.
Q: How did the hilbilly find his daughter in the woods?
A: Pretty Good!
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat
Q: What do lesbians call viagra?
A: Batteries
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face
Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A: So you know if you're cumming or going
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...
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