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BIG BOSS MAN 
Business & Work Jokes
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get
him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and
earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes
until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea
of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked
itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the
boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work
while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole
will do.

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