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AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY 
Politic Jokes
A GROUP of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of
discussion was the new medical technology FROM their countries.

'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we
can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to
work in 2 weeks."

"That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an
appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by
Saturday."

"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an asshole
FROM Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out
of work the next day!"

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