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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up FROM anesthesia after
surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered
open and he said, You're beautiful! and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A
couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said You're cute!
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of beautiful it was
cute. She said What happened to 'beautiful’? His reply was The drugs
are wearing off!

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