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Misc. Jokes
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to march right through the pearly gates INTO Heaven. Others
though, were led over to Satan whothrew them INTO the burning pit.
But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul INTO the fire,
Satan would toss a soul off to one side INTO a small pile. After
watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the
best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line
for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering...why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them INTO the Fires of Hell
with the others?"
"Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all FROM
Pennsylvania & Maryland. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
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