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BUFORD HAS SHINGLES
Medical Jokes
Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line. Here's what happened to
Buford...Buford walked INTO a doctor's office and the receptionist
asked him what he had..... Buford said, "Shingles." So she took down
his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a
seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford
what he had...... Buford said, "Shingles."So she took down his
height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in
the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford
what he had. Buford said, "Shingles." So she gave Buford a blood test,
a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram; told Buford to take off
all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came
in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, "Shingles." The doctor
said, Where?" Buford said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want
them?"
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