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HUNTING FOR SEX
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear
hunting. Hespotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there
was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black
bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two
choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot
it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That
was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again,
Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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