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GIVE BUBBA A CHANCE
College & Science Jokes
It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about
halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won't
be able to graduate tonight."
Well now, Bubba was the starting right guard for Cox's football team,
and when the student body heard that he wasn't going to graduate, they
all jumped up and started to chant, "Give Bubba another chance, give
Bubba another chance!"
Pat Dye and the principal had a quick conference and afterward, the
principal announced that they have decided to give Bubba another
chance. Bubba is told that he will be given a "One Question" math
test and if he passes, he can graduate.
The question is, "What is 2 plus 3?" Bubba thinks for about 20
minutes and finally says, "I have it! The answer is 5!"
There is complete silence in the auditorium for a couple of seconds
and then the entire Cox High School football team jumps up and begins
to chant, "Give Bubba one more chance. Give Bubba one more Chance!"
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