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HIND LICK MANEUVER 
Redneck Jokes
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She
orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to
choke on a chicken bone.

Buford Buck's 2 country boys in the next booth notice she is choking.
So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and
bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.

The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out
she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone
from her throat.

Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck "You're right,
that hind-lick manoeuvre works like a charm."

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