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IMPOTENT FARMER 
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An impotent farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now
and he just didn't know what to do. He ate Viagra like M&M's but it
never seemed to help. Well anyways the farmer had a couple cows that
he wanted to breed, and he went down to his neighbor farmer to ask to
borrow a bull for a day. The neighbor farmer said yes, and the
impotant farmer loaded the bull into the box of his pickup. When he
got back home he put the bull in with the lady cows. The lady cows
were sure interested in the bull, but the bull would not go near them
for some odd reason. The impotent farmer went back to his neighbors
and asked why the bull wouldn't screw his cows. The other farmer said
"Oh sorry bout dat he gets like that sometimes, what you otta do is
stick your finger there in one uh yah lady cows pussy's and rub it on
his nose."

The impotent farmer went home and tried it on the bull, and sure
enough the bull got all three cows and went back for more about five
minutes later. The impotent farmer was totally shocked. He went home
that night after a hard days work in the field, and climbed into bed.
His wife was asleep next to him and he got an idea. He figured if it
worked on the cow it might work on him. So he pulled down his
sleeping wife's panties and stuck his finger down there and rubbed it
on his nose. Sure enough he was hard in an instant. The farmer was so
happy about this he just had to show his wife.

"Honey wake up honey, turn on the light and take a look at this."

His wife wakes up turns on the light and says "You woke me up just to
show me you had a bloody nose."

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