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EYE CATCHER 
Men vs. Women Jokes
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous woman
eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks
the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes
flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and
snatches it out of the air.

"Oh my goodness, I am sooo sorry, " the woman says, as she pops her
eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman
invites him back to her place for a drink. They go back to her house, and
after a bit she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him.

The couple have wild passionate sex over and over all night. The next
morning. When he awakens, she has already gotten up and brings him
breakfast
in bed.

The guy is amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this
Nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replies....





Wait for it....





It's coming.............





The suspense is killing you ........





"You just happened to catch my eye."

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