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SHIP WRECKED 
Redneck Jokes
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile,
they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun
go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck. Soon, he
leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog got jealous,
growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, cautiously leaned over
to the young woman, and whispered in her ear..."Would you mind taking the
dog for a walk?"

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