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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP WITH A PENIS?
Sex Jokes
A survey asked women what they would do if they woke up and had a penis for
the day. These responses were taken from the survey:
* I would walk around and prod him all night long with it,whatever he is
doing I'll be there prodding him with it.
* I would write my name in the snow.
* I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say "Where is
my raise?"
* I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & tell him to roll over &
see how he likes it.....
* I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
* I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
* I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.
* Pee off of a tall building.
* I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed.
* I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
* I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.
* Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the
water and not pee all over everything.
* Pin my husband/boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it.
* I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot.
* Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.
* See how many donuts I could carry with it.
* Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.
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