Little Johnny Jokes
|Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately,
the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home
from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to
come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have
a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about
his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor
say he can see good?"
The Mother said, "Why, yes, his doctor said he has 20/20
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he
sure as hell can't wear glasses!"
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So you don't kow Jack Schitt?
He's the only son of Awh or Oh Schitt. Awh, the fertilizer magnate, married
Oh, the owner of Kneedeep Inn. Awh was born in Shinola, a small town 15
miles south of Luck, Louisiana and just one mile up Schitt creek. If you're
ever traveling in the area, it is important to get your Schitt straight.