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GIVE ME A PUSH
Misc. Jokes
A man and his wife were sleeping in their bed when there is a knock on
the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says
his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't
take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Helloooo" slurs the stranger, "Can.......you give..... me a push??"
"No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and
slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke
down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the
baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started
again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk, he could hardly talk" says the husband.
"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be
the
right thing to do to go help him, especially in his state."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes
downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger
anywhere, he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a
voice
cry out "Yes please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
The stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."
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