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COUNTRY DIVORCE 
Redneck Jokes
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to
get one of those day-vorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" The farmer said,
"Yea, I got about 140 acres." The Attorney said, "No, you don't
understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a
Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up
or anything?"The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU
WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with her."

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