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CONVENIENT STORE
Business & Work Jokes
Man and woman stop at a convenient store. The man waits in the car
while the woman goes in. After a length of time, the man goes in to
look for the woman.
Man to clerk: Young man have you seen my wife?"
Clerk: "Yes, she already left." The man, knowing his wife did not
come out, calls the police.
The police find her locked in a back room naked and tied up.
Man: "Honey are you OK? Did he hurt you?"
Woman: "No, he just licked me all over."
Man: " Officer, I want this man arrested for assault."
Officer: " Sir I'm afraid I cant do that."
Man: "And just why the hell not?"
Officer: ... "He has a lickher license!"
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