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CONVENIENT STORE 
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Man and woman stop at a convenient store. The man waits in the car
while the woman goes in. After a length of time, the man goes in to
look for the woman.

Man to clerk: Young man have you seen my wife?"

Clerk: "Yes, she already left." The man, knowing his wife did not
come out, calls the police.

The police find her locked in a back room naked and tied up.

Man: "Honey are you OK? Did he hurt you?"

Woman: "No, he just licked me all over."

Man: " Officer, I want this man arrested for assault."

Officer: " Sir I'm afraid I cant do that."

Man: "And just why the hell not?"

Officer: ... "He has a lickher license!"

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