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SNAKE BITE
Misc. Jokes
Two friends are walking down a forest path one day. Suddenly, they
see a huge snake. They freeze hoping to stay safe but one of them just
can't stand it! He turned and ran for his life. The snake struck and bite
the man righ tin the groin. The man yells in pain and falls to the ground.
"Go get help! Go get help!" he screams.
Frantically the man runs down the path to save his friend. It was his
best friend and they had never lied or let down his friend and wasn't about
to start! He runs the 2 miles down the path. Finally he sees a pay phone,
he grabs the phone and quickly dials 911.
"911 emergency what is your emergency?" the operator says.
"Help! Help, my friends been biten by a snake and I don't know what
to do!"
"Stay calm, now was it a piosonious snake?"
"Yes! Yes, now please help me!"
"O.K. do you have any kind of knife?"
"Yes!"
"O.K. this is what you need to do. Make a cut about one-half an inch
below the cut, put your mouth so it covers the cut and suck all the venom
out."
"Oh, ummmm, O.K. Thank you." The man says not at all enthused. And
hangs up the phone.
Slowly, the man jogs back thinking hard. Finally, he reaches his
friend and sees him laying on the ground clutching his groin. "What did the
doctor say?!? What did he say?!?" the friend asks.
"Ummmm, uhhhhhhh....the doctor said your gonna die"
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