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WHEN THE LIGHT GOES ON 
The Eldery Jokes
75-year-old John went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "John, everything looks
great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your
God?"

John replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom, POOF, the light goes on when I pee, and then, POOF,
the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called John's wife. "Jane," he
said, "John is just fine. Physically, he's great. But I had to call
because I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the night and, POOF, the light goes on in the bathroom,
and then POOF, the light goes off?"

Jane exclaimed, "That old fool! He's whizzing in the refrigerator again!"

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