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Idiots Jokes
Three idiots decide to go hunting.
The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes
back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see
tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."
So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask
him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe." So
the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."
So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody,
and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he
says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"
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