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BUSH AND MOSES 
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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old
man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and
carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked
reverently, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to him and
continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?'' The old man
continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the
man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you
Moses?" The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a
Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"

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"The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

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