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YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT WHEN 
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* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know
nothing about
* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there
* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one
answering them.
* You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+
people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money
* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym
* You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms
* You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its
importance.
(1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor
(2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention

* You''ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years,
but have had 3 different business cards

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