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FEEL LIKE A WOMAN 
Men vs. Women Jokes
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well,
if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had
plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel
like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear
of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous.
Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He
removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and
extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron
this."

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