|While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked
his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.
The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle"
was. He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence
post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself,
he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and
you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle."
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THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper,
but there's no shit in the bowl.
THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but
there's no shit on the toilet paper.
THE WET SHIT
You wipe your ass fifty ti...