|54 YEAR OLD COUPLE
Men vs. Women Jokes
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you
are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you
receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching
assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed
letter waiting for him that read as follows:
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this
letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore don't wait up.
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Why men can't win
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you are a male chauvinist
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring r...