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JEWISH WISDOM
Misc. Jokes
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
Richard Lewis
My father never lived to see his dream come true of an
all-Yiddish-speaking Canada. David Steinberg
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us
forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place
in the Middle East that has no oil! Golda Meir
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to
say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Don't be humble; you are not that great. Golda Meir
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in
fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. Joe E. Lewis
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
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