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WORMS 
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a
jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar
of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol -
dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class - What can you learn from this
experiment Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said As long as you drink,
smoke and have sex, you won't have worms.

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